Teach 'Em While They're Young

How to play the piano


How to sweep their messes


How to work on the computer


How to clean the appliances


How to vacuum up the dog hair


How to load the dishwasher


How to hand wash dishes


How to cook


How to be cool

Look Who's Talking? (sort of)

Bab-ay-yoooo! : Baba, Yo!; Yo, Baba!; I want a baba!

Dad-ay -yoooo! : Daddy-o!; Dada, Yo!

Disss: This

Yes : Yes

Yep : Yep

Good Guurrrrrrlll: Good Girl! (Lily's new name)

Dada or Dad: Matt or myself

Mum Mum: Feed me

Thhbbbbbbbbtttt: ::Jake Break of trucks on highway::

Bvvvvvvvvvbbbbbbb: Engines of any large vehicle

Ni-Ni: Night- Night!

Baby Likes to Learn the Hard Way

Don't stick your chubby finger in that laundry basket hole, now it's stuck!

Don't stand on the edge of that chair, now you have bumped your head!

Don't close that drawer on your hand, now your finger is smashed!

Don't hang over the bed, now you have smooshed your nose!

Don't climb up the dresser drawers, now you have banged up your eye!

Don't stick that finger up your nose, now you have touched your brain!

Don't climb down those stairs, now you have scraped your knee!

Don't run up that gravel hill, now you have slipped and busted your nose!

You should listen to your Mama, but Baby likes to learn the hard way.

A Baby's Special Talent

Dear Ma,

When babies are born, we are given a special talent of knowing exactly when

you are abo u t t o f a l l

a s l eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep...................


And then we cry.

Just thought you would like to know.

Love, Jed

Super Nose

Super Nose knows there is a bone at the bottom of the toy box.
Mom, can you please get it out for me?

Super Nose knows that rubber kong is on the tippity toppity shelf.
Dad, can you get it down for me?

Super Nose knows there is that one little teeny weenie piece of food left on the baby's tray.
Brother, will you throw it down to me?

Super Nose knows there is one cheerio under the fridge.
Gramps, can you please use that long stick to get it for me?


Super Nose knows.