You know you have a 2-year-old boy when...

You go pee in the middle of the night and wake up the neighborhood cursing because you stepped on a Matchbox MOTORCYCLE!! Man, those hurt the worst!

You have scribble from marker or crayon on everything you own. The side of the computer, the kitchen table, the vacuum, the walls, the recliner chair, the TV screen, the fridge, your purse, the laundry basket, your leg, the stove, etc...

When you clean under the furniture its like Christmas to your kid! Toys we haven't seen in forever!

When a train goes by and blows it's horn, every adult in the house says "Train." to themselves.

Every Tuesday and Friday morning you have to be at the window or outside to see the garbage truck.

You have to 'kissy boo-boo' multiple times a day.

When your alone in the car you still announce every bus and truck you see as well as what TYPE of bus and truck they are.

There is always, always, always sand on the changing table.

You have seen Cars 17,841 times. (In the past month)

You do the laundry and there are more 2T t-shirts and shorts than anything else. You also spend half the day doing stain control.

You realize that it is totally fine that your kid walks around with stains on their clothes.

You play with trains every day of your life.

Walking to the train station to watch trains is a great past time. So is standing on the side of the highway watching trucks.

You race to get shoes on so the two of you can run outside to see the helicopter.

You watch YouTube videos of trains, garbage trucks, fireworks, fire trucks, airplanes, helicopters, and you have subscriptions to these type channels.

You write blog posts that mention 'trains' way too many times.